Look, it's not that I distrust new tech...

Look, it's not that I distrust new tech... ...I embrace new tech. It's just that I can sniff out the SHADY or SOON TO BE OBSOLETE new tech. My whole career was in cutting edge tech. Shit, I worked for Wellfleet/Bay Networks/Nortel--we were one of three that helped construct the cloud. I worked for Trip Advisor back when we were writing blurbs about the landmark attractions and seeding the website with user reviews, ya know, just to get it rolling. I helped start EditShare when it was…

Stevie Wonder Made Me Ugly Cry (Obama’s Presidential Center Opening)

Stevie Wonder Made Me Ugly Cry (Obama’s Presidential Center Opening) Joe just came into the bedroom where I was sitting in front of my laptop. He said “What’s wrong?” Nuthin’. Just watched Stevie Wonder play at Obama’s Presidential Center opening. I just love the Obama family. And Stevie killed it! I love him so much. I ugly cried. Then Joe moved some furniture around in the bedroom so that my desk is in front of the window. It was one of the projects on the list. We live at the top of a big hill now, and out th…

Rick Springfield Is 76!

Rick Springfield Is 76! Funny story. When I was in maybe 7th grade I was a member of Rick Springfield’s fan club. I got a letter “from Rick.” The penmanship of the letter was so cool that I spent actual time studying it, and it became “my” writing forever after that. I don’t know, I just liked the way the e and a looked. That was a long time ago.  Rick looks great, though! 76. There's some debate about whether or not he had more work done than the facelift (at 24?!)…

These People Literally Want To Kill My Friends

These People Literally Want To Kill My Friends Don't forget this. Charlottesville. This happened in 2017. It was horrifying. Look at these faces. They literally want to kill my friends. I wrote about it in an essay called "Say No To Every Nazi." It begins: "Right now in Trump's America, there are Nazi-like mobs marching for their right to rid America of "defectives" and "take back their country." They wear no hoods or cloaks. They fly Confederat…

Once More: Zero Tolerance for Racism

Once More:  Zero Tolerance for Racism “Every Trump voter is certainly not a white supremacist, just as every white person in the Jim Crow South was not a white supremacist. But every Trump voter felt it was acceptable to hand the fate of the country over to one.” —Ta-Nehisi Coates I still think about Amy, the woman I Unfriended over his first bout with Democracy ten years ago. She was a friend from Diaryland , back when the blogosphere was a relatively small community. In response to …

"White Going Out Top: $5"

"White Going Out Top: $5" Good morning. I found this “going out top” on Facebook Marketplace. Can I just say? At no point in my adult life would this thing ever have fit me. God bless the woman who could “go out” in this top. Where you going in this, girlfriend?🤣

Currently Listening: Summer Sunday Series: Hot, Horny Amateurs 1:27

Currently Listening: Summer Sunday Series: Hot, Horny Amateurs 1:27 I share the playlist "Hot Horny Amateurs" every summer. It's a great one for listening to when it's hot out. Because I made it when it was hot out. ---------------------------------------- Volume 2, Episode 1 Summer Sunday Series: Hot, Horny Amateurs 1:27 Mobile Home - Slide Boo Radley - The Franc Graham Band One Of These Days - Bourbon Princess Way Down - Groovasaurus You Get That - Slide Tit For Tat - Asa Brebner Gin & Tonic - Andr…

See You In The Funny Papers: Remembering An Old Friend

See You In The Funny Papers: Remembering An Old Friend Earlier this afternoon I was watching The Mentalist on Hulu, and Patrick said to another character, “See you in the funny papers.” I nearly gasped. Terence Burke used to say that.  Thing is, today’s heat and humidity had me thinking about Terence. “He would love this,” I thought. He really liked weather like this, it was cray cray. But to be thinking about Terence and then suddenly hear his favorite way to say “good bye”?  See you in the fu…

Joe Cooks The Best Pasta Dish He Ever Made

Joe Cooks The Best Pasta Dish He Ever Made Yesterday evening I was sitting out on the porch with my book ("How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive" by Craig DiLouie ) while Joe was cooking dinner. Gradually, it began to smell like my mom's cooking. I was compelled by the aroma to come inside, and Joe met me at the door, looking accomplished. "It smells so good, baby!" I said. "You can smell it all the way out here?" he said. Indeed, I could. And this Sic…

On Respecting Beliefs (Quote: Patton Oswalt)

On Respecting Beliefs (Quote: Patton Oswalt) “You’ve gotta respect everyone’s beliefs." No, you don’t. That’s what gets us in trouble. Look, you have to acknowledge everyone’s beliefs, and then you have to reserve the right to go: "That is fucking stupid. Are you kidding me?" I acknowledge that you believe that, that’s great, but I’m not going to respect it. I have an uncle that believes he saw Sasquatch. We do not believe him, nor do we respect him!” ― …

Throwback Thursday: 2018 (but first---a move update as we settle in to the new place)

Throwback Thursday: 2018 (but first---a move update as we settle in to the new place) Well you guys, unpacking is going sloooowly. And weirdly. For example, I haven't unpacked my mouse pad, of all things. I thought I packed it in my laptop bag where it would be right handy, but it wasn't in there when we got here and I set up my desk. Weird. I can't find it.  However, I did find my high school/college journal. Right, like that was useful.  BUT! As it happens, the journal makes an excellent mouse pad. It's the fabric …

Currently Listening: "Is It Fear" by Bone Gunn (2011)

Currently Listening: "Is It Fear" by Bone Gunn (2011) Bone Gunn is a Boston artist I met one day over 15 years ago totally by accident (in the hallway at work, of all places) who blew me away with this one. “Is It Fear” is the name of the song. I find myself listening to it every so often. The genius behind Bone Gunn is Bryan Kane , who may or may not have moved out of Boston. I suppose I could just ask him. We're Friends on Facebook.

Google Has Gone WAY Too Far And They Must Be Stopped

Google Has Gone WAY Too Far And They Must Be Stopped Oh for fuck's sake. I just asked Google a simple question about hanging a birdbath from the porch. I got the most useless and bizarre results. I scrolled for three pages in utter confusion...then I remembered the announcement in the tech pages for the changeover today: Google Search is ALL AI now. Wow, Google. Really? I really doubt anyone asked for this. I wonder what's going on this morning in the offices of the millions of MarTech SEO…

Memory Unlocked: The Hunt of the Unicorn

Memory Unlocked: The Hunt of the Unicorn I saw a Facebook post today about this unicorn tapestry that someone copied onto a cookie cake. OH this unicorn tapestry! I love it. Actually, it's a series of seven tapestries called "The Hunt of the Unicorn." I went to college in NY, took art history as a minor. My Art History minor was because of the Humanities class I took in senior year of high school. I fell in love with learning about history and civilization through its a…

The Apartment Hunt...IS OVER!!! We moved!

The Apartment Hunt...IS OVER!!! We moved! I know it's been about three weeks since I've written, but I had a good reason. Guys, we moved! The apartment hunt is over! We ended up in Brighton , the town adjacent to Allston , the other of the juxtaposed neighborhoods of Boston. After 24 years, we are no longer proud longtime denizens of 02134, but proud new denizens of 02135. The two towns are always paired when talked about, as in  "Allston-Brighton," so we didn't go fa…

There’s now an open source Name Him site for women to post their attackers

There’s now an open source Name Him site for women to post their attackers There’s now an open source Name Him site for women to post their attackers. I support this. I keep thinking about this dad, driving me home after babysitting his daughter. This would be in Roxbury CT about 1985. Dark car. He’s talking to me, then he casually reaches over and starts rubbing my neck, then my leg, in a slow, sensual way. I didn’t even know what to do or say. I was trapped in the car. Roxbury, if you don’t know, is all woods and fiel…

Movie: Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)

Movie: Gunpowder Milkshake (2021) I watched Gunpowder Milkshake on Netflix yesterday and loved it! It's a woman-forward noir-esque action movie from 2021 with awesome fighting scenes. It's about an organized crime syndicate led by Nathan (Paul Giamatti) called The Firm who employs a whole army of assassins to carry out missions, including hit-woman Sam (Karen Gillan) who was brought up in the lifestyle from the age of 12. After one mission goes sideways, Sam finds hersel…

Currently Listening: What's Going On (Marvin Gaye) 1971

Currently Listening: What's Going On (Marvin Gaye) 1971 Marvin Gaye was shot dead by his father during a family argument. It was April 1, 1984, one day before his 45th birthday. I was 14. My brother was 10 and played a lot of sports. I remember that because on that day, he had an accident on the field and my parents took him to the hospital. They sat in the waiting room. There were two elderly black gentlemen sitting across from them. My mom heard one of them say to the other, "You know, we lost …

I only learned yesterday that one of the latest Trumper talking points is that Liberals are…ugly? lol!

I only learned yesterday that one of the latest Trumper talking points is that Liberals are…ugly? lol! I only learned yesterday during the wildly successful No Kings protest that one of the latest Trumper talking points is that Liberals are…ugly? lol. That they would even try this stance is both hilarious and pathetic.  As if the millions of normal caring “ordinary” citizens protesting this ridiculous administration aren’t proof enough that this claim is patently false, all it takes is looking at the lion’s share of Hollywood—movie and TV s…

"The Book Was Better?" But Let Me Tell You About Jaws (Book vs Movie)

"The Book Was Better?" But Let Me Tell You About Jaws (Book vs Movie) Jaws is my favorite movie, but to be frank, I hated the book. I don't like Peter Benchley's writing at all, may he rest in peace. The book portrays Ellen Brody as snotty and stuck-up, hating being "just" a cop's wife. In the book Ellen is from a wealthy 'summer" family like the kid who was with Chrissie, and meets Brody on Amity when she's young. She's written as a slut, and Quint knows her reputation on the…

The Curse Of The Raw English Muffin

The Curse Of The Raw English Muffin This is my ideal English Muffin.  I call this "toasted." Joe calls it burnt! He doesn’t toast them—he likes them just lightly heated up.  Before Joe, a lifetime ago, I lived with Hub—he also liked them just heated up!  I could never get a properly toasted English Muffin outta either one of them guys! Now I just make my own. I think a witch cursed me when I was born to only love men who were hostile to nooks and crannies toasted golden…

"What am I, an a**hole?" and other Mom'isms" Redux (for Women's History Month)

"What am I, an a**hole?" and other Mom'isms" Redux (for Women's History Month) This is throwing back to Mother's Day 2012, to the days when I used to occasionally do a video accompaniment to my blog entries, which I dubbed BLOGCASTS . This was in honor of my mom. I figure it's perfect for Women's History Month. It's called "What am I, an a**hole?" and other Mom'isms." It's about some expressions that my mom, all of seventeen when she had me, used to say. She is quite eloquent, and qu…

Currently listening: DJ Shadow, Our Pathetic Age (2019)

Currently listening: DJ Shadow, Our Pathetic Age (2019) I have a Pandora station I listen to a lot while I'm writing or working on my blogs. So many times I've dug a tune that comes up only to find it's DJ Shadow. This morning it happened again, and I finally said to myself "I think I love DJ Shadow." I found some of his albums on YouTube. Great stuff. I'll have to buy some DJ Shadow.👍

Throwing Back To Old School Internet: All Hail The Hampster Dance

Throwing Back To Old School Internet: All Hail The Hampster Dance These days if you Google for "hamster dance," all kinds of results come up, but you have to dig deep and know to search for THE Hampster Dance (deliberately misspelled by the creator).  Created before Google. On a Geocities site. And completely, totally useless. In fact its gone, but some intrepid soul has recreated the Hampster Dance, much to the delight of, I suspect, mostly Gen X. You can find this recreated wonder at https://origina…

Dear Google...A Wish List For Blogger, If I May...

Dear Google...A Wish List For Blogger, If I May... Google, why hast thou forsaken us? So it's pretty well known that Google has not been devoting that much dev time to Blogger in recent years. Oh, there's been some background stuff going on, like a new back-up system last summer. And about three months ago they did some Beta testing with new Google Search tools. With varying degrees of success. The first one was totally cringe, and if I had been one of the designated Beta testers I'd h…

Okay Fine, I'll Be On Facebook If Everyone I've Ever Met Is On Facebook

Okay Fine, I'll Be On Facebook If Everyone I've Ever Met Is On Facebook I just posted this on Facebook: Hi guys. I just now created a FACEBOOK PAGE for my blog , Diary of a Low Budget Superhero. It would mean a lot to me if you would Follow, and even more if you would Share it. I keep almost leaving Facebook, especially after they torpedoed my original account that I'd had since 2008, and because of the AI, bots, and algorithms ruining things. But whenever I'm off FB, like the break I took Oct - Feb, I miss you …

The Apartment Hunt Continues (OMG THIS SHOWER CURTAIN LOL)

The Apartment Hunt Continues (OMG THIS SHOWER CURTAIN LOL) So. We think we might have found a place, but it's been like almost two weeks and no word back about our application. I don't know what that means. The realtor, Angel, keeps telling me he'll "check with them." BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Dyin' here. But the hunt has been entertaining at times. I wish I'd taken a screen shot of that Arlington house with the awesome floors. They were a different pattern in every room, and…