“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts

You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me (My Family Really Puts The Fun In Dysfunction)

You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me (My Family Really Puts The Fun In Dysfunction) Can't say I saw this one coming, guys. I found out the other day that my stepfather has a daughter. My stepfather has a daughter.  It would appear that, apparently, I am the last to know that Louie fathered a daughter before he met my mom. And The Daughter's  half-sister reached out to me over Facebook last night. It was in a post about Louie's old store, The Karmel Korn Shop. I posted: "Do you guys think you can post any memories …

Throwback to Morning Cuddles: January 1st 2018 (Video)

Throwback to Morning Cuddles: January 1st 2018 (Video) Joe is irresistibly adorable in the morning, hugging the Bear and telling me he loves me. I mean, can you even? 💓

Dirty Sweet 'N You're My Girl (Eulogy For An Awesome Chick)

Dirty Sweet 'N You're My Girl (Eulogy For An Awesome Chick) Genine was a high school friend. Brief, bright and deep, that was our love, from about mid-freshmen year to the summer of junior year. I wish I could find my goddamn yearbook so I could see what we wrote into the blurbs on each others' pages at graduation. Was it "remember when we..." and was it promises to keep in better touch? It's things like that you grasp for, when you find out a one-time friend is gone.

April 15th, 2013

April 15th, 2013 It's been awhile, sorry about that. I had a pretty rough April. Wasn't feeling much like myself. Airports, chaos, sweat, tears, rental cars, exhaustion. Las Vegas, for that work trip. This time I'm not just mouthing off when I say that I am never. Doing that trip. Again. Ever. In other news, Joe and I got married in Vegas.

Mansplainers LLC

Mansplainers LLC It was Sunday morning and I was performing that universally-endured household ritual of purging the fridge before stocking up on whatever science experiment fodder is passing for food these days. "You don't want this?" "No, it's dead," I said, glancing over to see that Joe was holding up a bottle of  Bloody Mary mix I'd just put into the the thanks-for-coming pile, along with a shriveled lump of ginger that had…

Any Other Sunday: On Fathers

Any Other Sunday: On Fathers “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” ― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul Father's Day. My day to reflect upon the fact that I've never turned any man into a father. Certainly not a daddy. Speaking strictly in scientific terms, Ralph is my father. I met him in 2010 just before Christmas. Well, "met." On Facebook. In 1969 he was my 16-year old mom's 17…

"She's a Keeper"

"She's a Keeper" I make no apologies nor offer any excuses for what I just did, right before dinner. I got home from work around 8:30pm, sat down to eat the dinner that Joe had cooked us, and though I was ravenous, I took one look at the juicy, steaming plate of slow-cooked pork ribs he put down in front of me, one look down at the dress I'd worn to work today, and then, friends, I excused myself from the table so I could go change into my rib eatin' sh…

Archive: Christmas Story Round-up

2007 Christmas 2007: Part the First Christmas 2007: Part the Second (Dog Days) WII cook, WII eat, WII drink, WII WII 2001 Someday at Christmas Better Make It A Double Maggie Jigs 2000 Christmas: Part the First Christmas: Part the Second