You
know that old internet chestnut "Pics or it didn't happen?" This is why
I've kept a blog for 26 years. That's why I know that I had my favorite
burger on April 24 2018--The Cousin Oliver. Veggie patty on a wheat
bun, bitches. Alas, they don't make it anymore, which I found out on
Facebook from Robbie Rist of all people. IYKYK.
One of my buddies confided that he can't stand it when his other single friends goad him into going "tom-catting around" on a Saturday night. I laughed, because I hadn't heard that expression before, yet it so neatly captures what the vibe of that evening was going to be; but then I felt bad for laughing, because the expression really bothers my buddy, here he was confiding that his dick-swinging trim hunter pals would tease h…
