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“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde
Two Dorks at Home
Joe just finished explaining his place in his dorky history video game. Apparently the
King of Siam is threatening his borders. I said, "Maybe he's just
(breaking into song) getting to knooooow you, getting to know alllll
about youuuuu..."
...pause...
"Get it?"
"No, none of that made sense to me. Is it a joke?"
"Well in the musical 'The King and I' he's the King of Siam, and that's t…
The Revolution Will Be Digitized (Because F**k This Guy)
Every generation needs to find a way to come to terms with its dark years. Slavery, Chinese encampment, Japanese persecution. Here is what people have been asking themselves throughout the recorded history of humans: "If I were alive during [mass persecution of any one group] and saw what was happening, what would I have done?" Three weeks into the Trump administration, you no longer have to wonder what you would have done. What you ar…
