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Showing posts with label Shopping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shopping. Show all posts

Please Give Me An Opt-out Tool For Online "Personalized" Marketing Before I Go Insane For The Love Of God I Just Wanted A Chair

Please Give Me An Opt-out Tool For Online "Personalized" Marketing Before I Go Insane For The Love Of  God I Just Wanted A Chair You guys, I found the prettiest desk chair on Facebook Marketplace. It was a 3-minute Uber ride away. We picked it up last night. It's perfect, I love it so much.🥰 The only problem with having been hunting for a new chair online is the dreaded avalanche of ads for chairs I'm getting and will get until the end of time. I'm telling you, retargeting has to be the dumbest martech (marketing technology) they ever came up with, and I am ov…

The Time Joe Found Waldo At Work

The Time Joe Found Waldo At Work I spotted this top in a catalog, and for about two seconds, I liked it. That’s how long it took me to remember something Joe told me a long time ago. It was a story from work. “I saw ________ in the stairwell at work today. She was wearing a red and white striped shirt. I said, HEY, I FOUND WALDO!” I must have looked at him with an expression of horror, because he said “What?” I said, “Joey! She is never going to wear that shirt again!” I really li…