Showing posts with label Motherhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Motherhood. Show all posts

I'm a Blogger On My Mother's Side? My Baby Book

I'm a Blogger On My Mother's Side? My Baby Book We do not have your typical mother-daughter relationship, JoAnna and I, to say the least. If I tell most people even one thing about my mom, they think I must be making her up. Like my weird and awesome imaginary friend. But she's real! What we lack in tradition, we certainly make up for in...well I don't have a word for it yet. Take today's realization, okay? You guys will get a kick out of this. This is bananaballz. And this could…

The Invention of Mothers: What About Your Husband?

The Invention of Mothers: What About Your Husband? "You need to give him children. What are you scared of? Responsibility?"  These are actual words said to me yesterday. By a total stranger. In the park. It's astonishing to me that anyone feels entitled to lecture women about something so personal. I am 47 years old. It is 2017. Are you freakin' kidding me . Yesterday's Child-demander I took a walk with my sketchbook. I got a kale smoothie and stopped on a park bench. People w…

The Mommy Problem ("I Hate Jake's Turn")

The Mommy Problem ("I Hate Jake's Turn") "I have no children."  There was a decent chance that the subject would come up if I were in the company of new parents. The chances would double if there were earshot-adjacent young marrieds who very much wanted children, and if there were older women in the room, forget about it. Aunts and stuff, not even necessarily mine. For the better part of the last twenty years, "I have no children" has been the axis on which conversa…