Tig Notaro Boyish Girl Interrupted 🎅
with Joan Crawford. "...I always add a splash of vodka to everything ."
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” Mae West
Fault Taunting
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[image: One of the first things they teach you is to NEVER play with the
geology toy over a mantle hotspot.]
1 week ago
“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde
The New Social Contract. Where do I sign?
"What I wish would occur, in my own fantasy land of imaginings, would be for the Occupy/Bernie Sanders/Jill Stein sects, to unite with the Black Lives Matter members and supporters, along with Native American and environmental land protectionists, and all join forces with the (let’s call them) more centrist, “traditionally” progressive Democratic party forces, realizing that each of their essential, individual goals – some as urgent as repe…
Throwback Thursday: 2003
I met my husband on stage, but I fell in love with him online. He had me at " James Dean ... smelling of whiskey and coke and some breakfast sausage ." AOL AIM INSTANT MESSENGER
"...see because cloaking was a Romulan technology..."
Telling Joe about the online discussion I'm in, started by a dude who finds parallel between Star Trek TNG and Harry Potter. Mostly based on the Starfleet uniform colors and Hogwarts houses, the fun ideas being raised are, for example, that the Hogwarts green (Slytherin) aligns with the Romulans. I explained, "By that logic, a Slytherin must have originally charmed the Invisibility cloak---" That's as far as I got before Joe&#…
Throwback Thursday: 1974
I had this blue dress when I was four. I hated that dress so hard, I needed all five senses to hate it with, and maybe another half a sense I made up during a tantrum.
The color reminded me of something gag-reflexingly bad, but I don't remember what that was, exactly. I wonder if maybe I associated the sky blue hue with those "wedding almonds" that my grandma Maggie always had, for some reason, in a bowl in her house. Revolting, y…
The verb you're looking for is EXACT.
You don't extract revenge. You exact revenge. RELATED: A friendsent me a lead on a job: Editor of a thing. I'm a great Editor, of lots of different kinds of things. Rate of pay? $12.50/hour. Do you want everyone to make fun of your content? Because that's what's gonna happen if you think making it better is only worth $12.50 an hour.
Just...whatever, at this point.
I'm going to Five Guys.
DONALD TRUMP: AMERICAN TRAGEDY
For decades, women had been risking their careers and reputations coming forward to tell their stories about being cornered and assaulted by Donald Trump, the tacky New York luxury real estate guy turned TV show host. When the Access Hollywood tape was made public in October 2016, Donald Trump was caught bragging about his self-appointed right to sexually assault any woman that he happened to find attractive. I was like, "People are serious…
Asking
Ya know, if I had like, $7000, my whole entire life would be different. I wonder what it was like centuries ago when there were patrons supporting artists. Should I finish The Art of Asking by Amanda Palmer? I keep thinking magical thoughts. Like, "Maybe seven thousand people will give me a dollar." That's how it works, right, Amanda? I only read the first part. Okay, I only read the cover. At the bookstore and I didn't buy the…
Throwback Thursday: 1990'ish
I don't have my college yearbook, in fact I'd never even seen one. But Lisa brought hers to our 20th reunion in 2012, and this picture was in it -- the drama club officers. It's Edwardyne, me and Amy. Eddie was also my Junior Sister through a buddy program CNR came up with for incoming Freshmen.The photographer had us pose (awkwardly, if memory serves) at the bottom of the steps that, in those days, arc'ed up to the cafeteria an…
Recipe: Garden Pizza
Yesterday Joe posted on Facebook about the pizza I made for dinner. People were all "wow!" over how good it looks. But really no need to "wow" this one, guys! Quick pizza is so easy if somebody else makes the dough, and my grocery store happens to have a great ready made pizza dough in the deli section.
I wrote up a Quick Version of a garden pizza, and further down there's a more detailed explanation if you've litera…
