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Saturday, November 25, 2017

I'd buy greeting cards from the Hallmark Fugelsang Collection.


I wrote some.

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Get in line early for the iRony collection for Capitalism Month
before they sell out.

Browse the Just Sayin' cards for the new year, perfect to send people you told to fuck off at Thanksgiving.

[The un-Valentine collection has been discontinued 
because everything is ruined.]
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