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Monday, October 16, 2017
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13 "Cunts" on a Monday In my experience, older ladies (retired, grannies) are the ones who lose their minds when you use the word "cunt." Men and younger women (practical, busy surviving) don't even blink. So this one is for the ladies. My message is simply this: cunt happens. It just does, I'm sorry if you're offended,… Read More
I *need to tweet Hal Sparks that this shit really happened today "Small black coffee, please." "We don't have small, we only have medium." "...that's impossible." (blank stare) I tried again, "What's the smallest size? "We just have the one size." "What is happening right now?" For a good three seconds I thought I was on a reality show. Like Hal Sparks … Read More
Decaf, son. Invited this guy to share my table at Panera, since it's a 4-top and has an outlet. Dude's been absentmindedly kicking the table leg for like two hours. Trying to write here, Kicky McJitters, how about switching to decaf, son? 🥤 … Read More
What Is Content? In the business world there's a nugget of wisdom that suggests we should be able to explain our work "to our grandparents." Now, I know many brilliant individuals with grandchildren who do not need things dumbed-down, so phrased in a less insulting way, let's say you're doing well if you ca… Read More
In Other Words: You're Posting WrongIt is November 27th 2019, and I've re-activated Facebook after one full calendar year. To the day. Know what I've noticed? It's still a mess. Having said that, I've missed almost everyone. I wish the platform hadn't gotten so revolting. It seems there could have been a sustainable business model tha… Read More