The Bold Type
We will never reach true equity until men have the same access, without mockery, to feminine tropes as women do for the masculine ones. The "man bun" is just a bun, the same as any woman can wear a "pageboy" haircut, buzz cut, a tie, or, you know, pants.
Entirely aside from FEMINISM, which you're doing wrong if you're still reading and aren't convinced, is this: Girl, you sound ancient. You sound older than a dust fart. SO old, like when The Beatles were considered to have long hair and "the adults" would go nuts over how long their hair was! My mom told me. She laughs at how OLD all those adults sounded, vis a vis the Beatles' "long" hair. Well sis, that's what you sound like to me, if you're making fun of buns. Not to mention...dude...this takes so little brainpower to understand. It is so simple: Men with long hair have all of the exact same reasons as women do for taming the wild mane...why wouldn't they? What on earth does it mean to you, to think that their hair is any differently-enabled than your hair when it comes to getting it up, out of the way? So next time you raise up your arms to pull your bonny lockage into a scrunchie for the upteenth time this week, pause for a second, and imagine there's some people about to make fun of you for it. That is all.
PS: Any man walking around on the street in flip-flops, though. You are free to point and laugh at THEM all day. That shit is ridiculous. But let them wear buns. ⚥