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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

"Lights please!"

🎅

Parents believe their kid believes 

in Santa 

approximately *3.7 years longer than the kid actually believes in Santa. 


The kid keeps it going, 

but only because they just can't bear 

to ruin the fun for their parents. 

This is not bad news, it's good news, 

because it means they understand 

the real joy of Christmas.

💟

*Not an actual statistic


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