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Trump voters should go vote on November 28th.

That'd be great. Do that.


At first I couldn't understand why or how Trump's people could possibly let him get on stage and tell his supporters that it is very very important that they get out and vote on NOVEMBER 28TH.

Then I saw this Hillary ad. The 28 is the biggest thing, and Trump does not read, and Trump has the attention span of a sugar-torqued toddler. He probably saw "Vote" and "28" and went with that, because he has just the best brain. Yuge.

 Also, the sentence structure and punctuation top left of this ad is killing me.∎

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