“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde

Fat Woman Snores From Vegas To Dallas

Fat Woman Snores From Vegas To Dallas Argh! It's like I have a head full of bees. I thought it was Vegas run-off, but as of this writing I have been home exactly one week, so it might be a sinus infection. Fuck! I didn't feel super chipper when I got home, but I was hoping that a few days off after working 21 straight days would re-energize me. But I still feel weird. Weird even for Vegas. Can't seem to shake this fatigue, can't seem to find a groove. I guess it st…

F** it, dude.

F** it, dude. It's been awhile since I felt that "zone" where muse met self-expression and held hands. Two things happened. First I lost control over the spammers at my old site. Those mean people broke my blog, and I don't have the programming chops to fix it. Secondly, I lost Lexi Kahn. What with focusing more on work, giving up all the local rock stuff, and the whole thing about Facebook, I am mostly all Michelle now. Work. Home. Faceboo…

TV: Archive

TV: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2007 Ghostbustahs 2006 Everything I need to know I learned from sci-fi There's the moose again... 2005 When it's time to change... 2002 What the Fuck is Grimace?

LGBT: Archive

LGBT: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2002 Do I Look Like Harriet Nelson To You?

Ghosts: Archive

Ghosts: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland Archive. Each opens in new window. 2007 Ghostbustahs 2001 Who Ya Gonna Call?

Friends: Archive

Friends: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2001 And Nobody Died from Pop Rocks and Coke The First Time Ever I Saw Your Briefcase

Travel: Archive

These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2001 Love That Dirty Water

Boston: Archive

Boston: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2001 "You Are Here"

Radio: Archive

Radio: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2004 I'm going to hell, too 2001 Whip 'em Out

Drinkin': Archive

Drinkin': Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2003 Death stopped by to say hello 2002 Love Me Bender 2001 I'm Not As Thunk As You Drink I Am

Archive: Couplehood

Archive: Couplehood These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2001 Two of a Kind

Books: Archive

Books: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2001 Those Meddling Kids

Lexi Kahn: Archive

Lexi Kahn: Archive These are essays from the Diaryland online journal. Each will open in a new window. For the Lexi Kahn Boston Rock Archive, this is not where you want to be, dude -- for CD reviews, features and interviews,  click here. 2001 Love Me Bender Central Squared What would Peter Occhiogrosso do? If You Were A Cereal... Saturday Night Live Finger Lickin' Sunday Headless Torsos Brighten My Day

Archive: Weird Shit

Archive: Weird Shit These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2002 Obscured By Clouds Olfactory Recall 2000 The Vortex

Archive: Cats

Archive: Cats These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2001 Because Only Cartoon Cats Can Drive I Spy She Cuts Shrimp Into Terrier-preferred Bite Sizes 2000 Scoop THIS!

Archive: Generation X

Archive: Generation X These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2000 X Marks...The Chicken? Going, Going, Gone

Archive: Movies

Archive: Movies These are essays from the Diaryland site. Each will open in a new window. 2000 The Award Goes To... (American Beauty)

Archive: Women

These are essays from the Diaryland Archive. Each link will open in a new window. 2000 Sir Fluke Have Sex, Will Travel