Showing posts with label Tie This Red Tape Around My Neck And Kill Me Now. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tie This Red Tape Around My Neck And Kill Me Now. Show all posts

Moving Papers Around

Moving Papers Around See, THIS is the kind of thing that makes me want to just burn all my stuff and walk around the planet with my "desert island" backpack containing five things. Bar of soap, towel, toothbrush, change of clothes and...my ipad.

More Than Qualified (Kids Today)

More Than Qualified (Kids Today) Several summers ago I hired a nice, well-mannered person to lend a hand in my high-tech workplace. Pleasant enough, good sense of humor, polite in terms of the pleases and thank-yous. Spoke several languages fluently. More or less showed up for work in decent attire, albeit a tad wrinkly. And SO young. Privileged enough for an excellent education, worldly enough to have needed extra pages added to a well-traveled passport, but too young to rent …

Fat Woman Snores From Vegas To Dallas

Fat Woman Snores From Vegas To Dallas Argh! It's like I have a head full of bees. I thought it was Vegas run-off, but as of this writing I have been home exactly one week, so it might be a sinus infection. Fuck! I didn't feel super chipper when I got home, but I was hoping that a few days off after working 21 straight days would re-energize me. But I still feel weird. Weird even for Vegas. Can't seem to shake this fatigue, can't seem to find a groove. I guess it st…