This photo of Rose Marie is everything tonight.
Advise following Rose Marie on Twitter.
What a great lady.
@RoseMarie4Real...
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Friday, September 29, 2017
Operation: Organize
Alright everyone. We have reached the final frontier. Today it's time to go deep into my studio.
What it lacks in size, it makes up for in volume. I've had bags and boxes Tetris'ed in here for years, and I've just hauled everything out and now you can't see the living room anymore. Cover me, I'm goin' in...∎
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Here, let me Google that for you.....
We're overdue for a body-swap movie
Freaky Friday, All of Me, Like Father Like Son, Big, Vice Versa, 18 Again, Being John Malkovich, Freaky Friday, 13 Going on 30, 17 Again, Heaven Can Wait, Down to Earth.
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Thursday, September 28, 2017
Throwback Thursday: 1990
"OH DEAR GOD. Never Google yourself."
That's what I wrote under "Write a Review" on an archive site I discovered this week. On this site, someone had posted the Spring 1990 issue of our college Honors newsletter, a quarterly called Femmes d'esprit. Spring '90 was the second issue after I became the Editor. The previous editor, Stacy, had gone off to Europe on a semester abroad. While I was envious of all the girls who got to do things like that, I was thrilled to take over. And today I'm equally thrilled and mortified that this PDF has...
Monday, September 25, 2017
Saturday, September 23, 2017
Chunky Gold Necklace
Please excuse the boob shot on a Saturday morning.
Not tryin' to be fresh.
But this is another necklace that people stop me on the street to inquire after,
and they're always surprised to hear that I got it
from a dude selling tchotchkes from a cart in Vegas....
Friday, September 22, 2017
Let Them Wear Buns
If you're a card-carrying feminist and you're mocking the so-called "man bun," then you can turn in your card. Right now, no feminist card if you're mocking his bun. What? Why? One more time for the bitches in the back of the room, here's the bold type.
The Bold Type
We will never reach true equity until men have the same access, without mockery, to feminine tropes as women do for the masculine ones. The "man bun" is just a bun, the same...
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Doctor's Office
I assumed a 6:45am alarm would be a "before work" thing.
If I'd known I'd still be job-less in September,
I'd have made this doc appointment for later in the day.
I cropped my eye bags out of this photo.
I'm not good in the morning.
Not good.
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Thursday, September 21, 2017
Throwback Thursday: 1999?
Somerville, MA
This photo is on a CD labeled "Stuff from old drive" and it says
"1999...?"
Let's see...can I do any better pinpointing this selfie?
Well, it's before the term "selfie" was coined, and that's my office in the Somerville apartment,
way back when I lived with Hub.
My hair was red for awhile in the 90s, but not here, though I see some reddish undertone.
No, I can't narrow it down any further: 1999ish.
I had a webcam.
Early webcam.
Sometimes...
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
"Lights please!"
🎅
Parents believe their kid believes
in Santa
approximately *3.7 years longer than the kid actually believes in Santa.
The kid keeps it going,
but only because they just can't bear
to ruin the fun for their parents.
This is not bad news, it's good news,
because it means they understand
the real joy of Christmas.
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*Not an actual statistic...
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Sunday, September 17, 2017
A Bitch In Time
I need to sew up some holes in stuff I like. Cuz this is charming.
Doles Orchard - Limington, ME...
Thursday, September 14, 2017
The Elderly
The Elderly came over last night to practice.They've got a show coming up at The Midway in JP....
Monday, September 11, 2017
Sunday, September 10, 2017
These Are Some People I Don't Understand
Brad is dead. There is no more Brad.
You Named It Brad, and I Don't Know What To Do With That.
Could you please not introduce me to your car? Because unless it's Greased Lightning or something similarly non-anthro, I don't want to meet him. Tell your car that I'm a warm person usually, it's just that I would be more comfortable if we remain strangers while I'm sitting in him and twiddling his knobs. I'm not judging you for naming...
Saturday, September 9, 2017
I'm a Tag Sale Fiend On My Mother's Side
Hey, I found some fun stuff at a tag sale today over on Appian Way. Tag sales are like Vegas. Bring only what you are willing to spend. I brought ten bucks. Here's my haul. Left to Right: Black ribbed hat, a little beat up guitar, a top hat, a court jester ornament that's definitely getting made into a doll. Bottom left: A jeweled pewter spider, a little red glass candle holder, and a box of broken-in pastels (perfect).
Tag Sale
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Monday, September 4, 2017
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Friday, September 1, 2017
Whatever it is you're doing, hire a writer.
You either get it or you don't.
“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” —Steve Martin&nbs...
