Sex while swimming
Nope. Here's a thing that only works in fiction. In real life, having sex in water is terrible on several levels. The physics of intercourse mean you've got water squelching into your va-jay, which washes away the natural lube that makes sex feel good for both of you. It's just no good. Plus WHAT KINDA WATER OH MY GOD? Lake? Ocean? Hot tub? Swimming pool? It doesn't matter, none of that is sanitary. I don't want any of it up...

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Saturday, August 31, 2019
Friday, August 30, 2019
Two Cunts on a Friday

I legit felt joy that someone took time out of their day to tweet this. So does anyone have any questions for the mental patients about what we are anxious and depressed about? My Comments are open. @ me all you like.
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Tuesday, August 20, 2019
SuperLowBudge Radio: The Pete Weiss One

I made you guys another mix tape. Please support local music and art!
Pete Weiss / Tomorrow Sounds
Pete Weiss / Lovin' Wonder Drug
The Gentlemen / Show Me How You Rock and Roll
The Peasants / Forty Lines
The Cavedogs / Tayter Country
Slide / Whipdang!
8 Ball Shifter / Party at the Bottom of the Swamp
Holy Temple Of The Mystic Eightball / 1994
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Sunday, August 11, 2019
SuperLowBudge Radio - The Leslie & the Lys One

I made you a mix tape. Please enjoy responsibly.
• Leslie and the Lys/ Tight Pants (Body Rolls)
• Larry Banilow/ Sundae Smile
• Irritating Rainbow/ Goodnight Brewster
• Boeing Duveen & The Beautiful Soup/ Jabberwock
• The Dresden Dolls/ Coin Operated Boy
• Randy Newman/ It's a Jungle Out There
• TMBG/ Your Racist Friend
• Lach/ I Love America (But She Don't Love Me)
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Friday, August 9, 2019
Thrift Stories: the upcycled dolls edition

When I bring home an old cast-off doll to transform into something new and weird, I like to show Joe what I found and tell him what "spoke to me" about the doll. He gets a kick out of the ordinary dolls I find for a buck or two, and what idea I might have for her future life. I go a few different ways with design. Often my up-cycles are pure horrorshow. That's when I turn them into zombies, mummies, vampires, nuns...there's a fair number of nuns,...
Sunday, August 4, 2019
SuperLowBudge Radio - The Specimen 37 One

I made you a mix tape.
Please enjoy responsibly.
• Specimen 37/ Randy and the Gogzies
• Small Faces/ Itchycoo Park
• Bryan Bowers/The Drunk Scotsman
• Primus/Winona's Big Brown Beaver
• Hurra Torpedo/Total Eclipse of the Heart
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