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Thursday, August 31, 2017

#HireAWriter



"I was a rocket ship filled with untapped potential. 
With Year Up, now the sky is the limit."

Dear Marketer,
Your transit marketing campaign
forces awkward metaphor and leans on tired, old cliche.
You probably spent a lot of money on this shit.
It should be better.
Hire a writer, fer fuck's sake.
Yours,
SuperLowBudge

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