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Friday, February 17, 2017

Two Dorks at Home

Joe just finished explaining his place in his dorky history video game. Apparently the King of Siam is threatening his borders. I said, "Maybe he's just (breaking into song) getting to knooooow you, getting to know alllll about youuuuu..."

...pause...

"Get it?"

"No, none of that made sense to me. Is it a joke?"

"Well in the musical 'The King and I' he's the King of Siam, and that's the pinnacle song."

"...okay...but that just makes it a DORKY joke."

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