“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde

Two Dorks at Home

Joe just finished explaining his place in his dorky history video game. Apparently the King of Siam is threatening his borders. I said, "Maybe he's just (breaking into song) getting to knooooow you, getting to know alllll about youuuuu..."

...pause...

"Get it?"

"No, none of that made sense to me. Is it a joke?"

"Well in the musical 'The King and I' he's the King of Siam, and that's the pinnacle song."

"...okay...but that just makes it a DORKY joke."

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