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Monday, October 31, 2016
Friday, October 28, 2016
Freaky Friday 2017: Another Start-Up
[Downtown Crossing, Boston]
Interior, Awesome LLC
Software developer sits behind writer.
Both think, "How can they do that all day long?"
Cue swirly music.
Realizing they've exchanged bodies, they say,
"Oh fuck. Call everybody and tell them what happened."
"Yeah we don't have time for this. We'll deal with this shit later."
"I just filed a new bug."
"I just closed it."
They high five and go back to work.
Fin.
From the blogger known as
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Sunday, October 23, 2016
Love, Dorkface
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From: Michelle
Date: Sun, Oct 23, 2016 at 7:47 PM
Subject: Birthday
To: Jenny
Today I got you a birthday card. In about 3.5 weeks, I'll forget that I did that. I'll remember the day before your birthday, then I'll search frantically for the card, but won't find it in the "safekeeping" place where I cleverly hid it from myself. I'll find it sometime in December, at which point I'll put it aside to mail with a joke...
Hunterpants
Hunterpants:
when you shuck yer baseball pants above the knees like Hunter Pence.
Why he do this.
It's so weird....
Friday, October 14, 2016
Saturday with Sunday with George
I bought a cheap ticket to see Sunday in the Park with George tomorrow.
I don't go to the theatre enough anymore....
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Trump voters should go vote on November 28th.
That'd be great. Do that.
At first I couldn't understand why or how Trump's people could possibly let him get on stage and tell his supporters that it is very very important that they get out and vote on NOVEMBER 28TH.
Then I saw this Hillary ad. The 28 is the biggest thing, and Trump does not read, and Trump has the attention span of a sugar-torqued toddler. He probably saw "Vote" and "28" and went with that, because he has just the best brain....
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Operation: Trojan Horse's Ass
Spring 2014
Interior: An Undisclosed DC Location
Speaker 1: Gentlemen and ladies, I know you're wondering why I have gathered you all here today. Well, just got a crazy idea. You know how the GOP is always claiming that Obamacare is a Trojan Horse? No, I don't get how the metaphor is supposed to fit either, do they mean dead horse maybe or...dunno, doesn't matter. Lock the door...
Hear me out. What if we were to really do that Trojan Horse...
Monday, October 10, 2016
Donald Trump is a Terrible Person
LOOP-HOLE (Merriam Webster)
An error in the way a law, rule, or contract is written that makes it possible for some people to legally avoid obeying it
An ambiguity or omission in the text through which the intent of a statute, contract, or obligation may be evaded.
So last night during the 2nd presidential debate, Donald Trump scoffed at Hillary Clinton's suggestion that maybe it's time to let the system work like it's supposed to, regarding...
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Here She Comes, Miss America
The top five contestants in the 4-6 year old group
wait to be judged in the Little Miss Perfect contest.
Look at their expressions. How is this okay?
(Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_beauty_pageant)
Stop surrounding infant baby girls in all-pink-everything.
Stop buying girl toddlers play kitchens, tiny vaccuum cleaners and little plastic shopping carts.
Stop with the constant deluge of Disney princesses...
Saturday, October 8, 2016
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL: Stop Competing In Beauty Contests
feministfightclub.com
Hey, Women,
Hi, how ya doing? So yesterday was weird, right? Two days before the second Presidential debate, an old tape surfaced that shows the Republican nominee bragging about how he forcefully gropes and kisses any woman that he finds attractive, married or not. Then the internet exploded. Why this latest pile of word vomit is worse than any other in his relentless spew, I couldn't say. Same shit, different day with...
Friday, October 7, 2016
Thursday, October 6, 2016
Throwback Thursday: 2007
Clown Vomit: Regurgitation
Oh boy, Clown Vomit, did you find the right music reviewer or what? You crazy cats either lucked out big time, or you did your homework and discovered my erstwhile fascination with acts such as Steamy Bohemians, Doctor Frog and Irritating Rainbow. (Read More...)...
