Objective: POTUS (Resume of Hillary Rodham Clinton)

Hillary Rodham Clinton 1 Pierrepont Plaza Brooklyn, NY 11201 (202) 224-4343 hdr22@clintonemail.com  (out of service) @HillaryClinton Objective: Win 2016 Democratic nomination for president of the United States Continue life of public service, heeding the call of my party and my country Win Obliterate that highest, hardest glass ceiling, sending its shards sprinkling around us like liberation confetti Stop Republicans from killing national healthcare in the …

Hit List

These are some words and phrases for the *suggestion box. This is a list that's always evolving. *As in, I suggest they be retired for now. Sales & Marketing Spring has sprung. Fun in the sun. Doorbuster. Blowout. "It's in our DNA." "We're very excited to announce..." digital marketing Everyone Else It is what it is. It's all about the ________. Ya gotta love _______. ...sooner rather than later. Isn't i…

Stars Shining Bright Above You: Somebody Please Help Corey Feldman

Stars Shining Bright Above You: Somebody Please Help Corey Feldman Look, I get why everyone is gleefully clicking and sharing and tagging me. Did you see? You gotta see . I get it. In my circle I'm known to be a flag-waving, card-carrying, true-blue Generation X pop culture maven, my latchkey kid, TV-addled brain way overloaded with massive volumes of useless trivia in such subjects as Schoolhouse Rock , Spandex, when to use gel versus mousse, Madonna, Ronald Reagan's policies, the right way to make a mi…

If It Weren't For My Horse

If It Weren't For My Horse There should be a word for what happens to your brain when you overhear a stranger say something so incomprehensible that it lodges in there, like a sliver of dumbness you can't extract. You and this person pass each other on your way through your lives, they drop an enigmatic nugget on you and keep right on going, and then you think of that person. Like, forever.

The Lobster (Movie Review)

The Lobster (Movie Review) The Lobster is a dark utopia/dystopia movie from Greek director Yorgos Lanthimos starring Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz. If you've seen it, or don't plan to ever see it but you have a keen interest in what it's all about, this is for you. If you haven't seen it but it's on your to-do list, click away, because this is full of spoilers. ***

Black Lives Matter

Black Lives Matter Look, it's not up for debate. No "buts." Black Lives Matter. I cannot believe it's really necessary to explain that this awareness-driven slogan is not meant to imply " Only Black Lives Matter." That's not what it means at all. To take it as such is, frankly, a weird reaction and I have a few questions for you later. But first, let me be clear. Black Lives Matter means Black Lives Mattter  Too . THIS IS A NATIONAL CR…