What Do You Say To "How Are You"?

What Do You Say To "How Are You"? I say "we're okay" or I say "Hanging in there." I ask "How about you?" and get more of the same. Because what can you say. Can you say "Me? I fantasize about how I could just kill myself if I had to, and I lie to my psychiatrist when she asks me if I have thoughts like that.  I have to keep my days simple, because any stress at all would trigger me to stay in bed, have fraught nightmares, or cry and have…

Quarantine Thoughts: Everyone Is A Comedian

Quarantine Thoughts: Everyone Is A Comedian #QuarantineThoughts Michael Marotta It's weird that my cat doesn't know what Europe is. @vexedinthecity Is cereal, technically, considered a breakfast soup? Sean Drinkwater Are Burritos why we were put on this planet? Daniel Bernal I've had a few ambitions. I think I found a new one. I just want to grow up to be Christopher Walken-ish. Lamont Price Any time Fred Flinstone calls Barney "Barn" you know some shit's about TO GO …

There's Something About X (Clever Subtitle Here)

There's Something About X (Clever Subtitle Here) If I could write a book it would be about why members of Generation X are the way we are, and it would *be packaged like a Trapper Keeper. It would be a three-volume encyclopedia of X, and it might even have a coloring book in the back pocket. It would be called There's Something About X (Clever Subtitle Here) , by the blogger known as Low Budget Superhero ( @SuperLowBudge ). In my book if I could write a book my thesis would prove that Genera…