#QuarantineThoughts
Michael Marotta
It's weird that my cat doesn't know what Europe is.
@vexedinthecity
Is cereal, technically, considered a breakfast soup?
Sean Drinkwater
Are Burritos why we were put on this planet?
Daniel Bernal
I've had a few ambitions. I think I found a new one. I just want to grow up to be Christopher Walken-ish.
Lamont Price
Any time Fred Flinstone calls Barney "Barn" you know some shit's about TO GO DOWN.
It's weird that my cat doesn't know what Europe is.
@vexedinthecity
Is cereal, technically, considered a breakfast soup?
Sean Drinkwater
Are Burritos why we were put on this planet?
Daniel Bernal
I've had a few ambitions. I think I found a new one. I just want to grow up to be Christopher Walken-ish.
Lamont Price
Any time Fred Flinstone calls Barney "Barn" you know some shit's about TO GO DOWN.
The word "if" is weird. Say it out loud a few times and look at how it's spelled.
@internetalena
LMNOP is truly the party zone of the alphabet
@seanthecomic
If people that use reddit are called redditors, shouldn’t we call people that use 4chan 4chancelors?
Noelle Boc
How long is it acceptable to wear the same pair of socks? Asking for a friend.
@VickiWasylak
I would like to hold an armadillo
@LPizzle
Cobra Commander was the Barney Fife of evil cartoon bosses
@bensisto
Is Raffi Jonathan Richman for kids, or is Jonathan Richman Raffi for adults?
@morgan_murphy
why don’t women talk about hot sauce as often as men do?
Lainey Schooltree
Raise your hand if you bleep blorped too morp and now you can only clorp
@JeffisTallguy
polar bears poop on an ice hill and watch it slide into the ocean
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