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Tuesday, March 28, 2017
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Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Here's A Reminder About That Time You Cut Your Bangs Too Short
"Michelle, we care about you and your terrible decisions.
We thought we'd remind you not to make any decisions at all at 3am, especially not to spontaneously cut bangs.
Michelle, you're not good spontaneous in the morning.
You're better when you pause. Pause next time, Michelle.
Pause for longer."...
Married Filing Jointly
Thanks to a Vegas chapel and H&R Block, Joe and I have new pet names, or insults, depending on circumstance and inflection.
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Saturday, March 18, 2017
If It Ain't One Thing It's Your Mother
Today is my mom's birthday! I called her first thing this morning to wish her a happy day. Because it's a Saturday, Louie doesn't have to work, so she has the whole day planned. But first, out to breakfast, so she had to get off the phone. We set a time to talk next week. When we do I'll ask how today's plan turned out. There is always a story. ...
Friday, March 17, 2017
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Key Change
There should be a name for the phenom where, every couple of years, you marvel at how many mystery keys you carry around.
Where do all these mystery keys come from?
You toss old, obsolete keys every Key Purge.
You toss the laundry room key from two apartments ago.
You toss the key to a freight elevator located in a building that's been demolished.
You toss what might be a key to a gym locker, or it might be for the mailbox from the...
Sunday, March 12, 2017
THE PICKLE: Volume 1, Issue 3
The first fifty days of the new administration have ushered in an emotionally supercharged period in modern America. People in red states and blue states are in states of confusion, state experts state.
"This is a highly unusual situation," says Dr. Harry Chopin Savage. Savage is an industry leader in applied data science. Dr. Savage is the author of "Big Data and Urban Civilization," currently touring colleges and universities...
What is happening right now
We have been talking about these clear knee mom jeans this morning.
I regret nothing.
Clear. Knee.
What's going on over at Nordstrom.
See, you'll have problems when you wear a black bra under a white...what the hell...?...
