Two Dorks at Home

Two Dorks at Home Joe just finished explaining his place in his dorky history video game. Apparently the King of Siam is threatening his borders. I said, "Maybe he's just (breaking into song) getting to knooooow you, getting to know alllll about youuuuu..." ...pause... "Get it?" "No, none of that made sense to me. Is it a joke?" "Well in the musical 'The King and I' he's the King of Siam, and that's t…

The Revolution Will Be Digitized (Because F**k This Guy)

The Revolution Will Be Digitized (Because F**k This Guy) Every generation needs to find a way to come to terms with its dark years. Slavery, Chinese encampment, Japanese persecution. Here is what people have been asking themselves throughout the recorded history of humans: "If I were alive during [mass persecution of any one group] and saw what was happening, what would I have done?" Three weeks into the Trump administration, you no longer have to wonder what you would have done. What you ar…