“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde

Decaf, son.

Invited this guy to share my table at Panera, since it's a 4-top and has an outlet. Dude's been absentmindedly kicking the table leg for like two hours. Trying to write here, Kicky McJitters, how about switching to decaf, son? 🥤