“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” —Oscar Wilde

This time it's Joey who's got jury duty

Joey was already gone when I woke up. Jury duty -- that shit starts early. He brought a book. It's Mel Torme's tell-all, The Other Side of the Rainbow: Behind the Scenes on the Judy Garland Television Series. Because of course it is. I got him that book from someone online. It's actually an old library book, so at first he thought we had to return it to the library.

"You mean I get to keep this?" Yeah, baby! It's yours! He loves Mel Torme, if that's not clear.

I love him so much. 🎔