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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Sometimes I Look At My Life

Michael Avenatti: ...check my bio and you will find over a billion worth of verdicts and settlements.

Me: What's the deal with this rock.
You know, if things had been different, I could totally have been the brilliant lawyer for a splendid porn star. I'm sure of it.

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2 comments:

@SuperLowBudge said...

Update: this rock is a mile marker, according to Allston Twitter. Yesterday I looked more closely at it, and you can kinda make out what it says on one side, about "mile marker 6." Who knew.

@SuperLowBudge said...

Update: somebody spilled something on the Rock. It's been there for about a year, somehow, through all the whole hella kinda weather. WTF IS IT? I keep forgetting to bring a scrubby sponge and try to clean our Rock. I'll probably get arrested.