Monday, November 14, 2016

The Glurpy Slurpy Skakagrall

THE WORST 
When singing songs of scariness,
Of bloodiness and hairyness,

I feel obligated at this moment to remind you

Of the most ferocious beast of all:

Three thousand pounds and nine feet tall ---
The Glurpy Slurpy Skakagrall
Who's standing right behind you.

- Shel Silverstein

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